Fuck.

You guys couldn't take us with you? Assholes.

This mistletoe shit is really damn annoying.

Haa? When did this place get so crowded?

He's... he's...

[long pause, obviously Jyumonji is very distressed about something, and despite his best efforts to make his voice even he still sounds horrified]

I found his bat. Kuroki's. It's- .. it's covered in blood.

He'd never just leave it, and there looks like there's been an explosion-

[the sound of the bat cracking against something can be heard]

Goddamnit!




[long pause, and Jyumonji sounds a little more together]

I'm going to the hospital.

Guess we needed sheets.

The candy's not bad either.

It's about time I've got something to wear that isn't that stupid suit.

And I never thought I'd be this happy to see cup ramen. Heh, it's like a late birthday present.

Fuck, everyone's complaining about the cold but it's barely gotten any colder. I hate to see how much you all whine once this place starts to freeze.

Did anyone figure out what all that noise was about?

Has anyone seen a woman named Ichiko?

Fuck I haven't seen her in days..

[you can hear a fire in the background, but Jyumonji sounds more pleased than concerned, which should indicate it was on purpose]

Hey, Kuroki. Get your ass back to the warehouse.

And Ichiko you can have some too- if the idiot doesn't eat it all himself.


[ooc: SO LONG STORY. Jyumonji knows today is Kuroki's birthday so he decided to try and catch him some fish. He found string and a nail and he used his steel pipe as a rod and went with a can of food to try and catch fish. This didn't work, since there aren't any fish left in the lake, and after a Like Like came towards him he ditched that. After some running around, he went a little inside the woods and found one of the cows and promptly beat the fuck out of it with his pipe :D it took a lot of cutting up and carrying but jyumonji managed to bring most of the meat back to the punk's base and is cooking it up for consumption]

Fuck how is it we got all that food but I feel like I didn't eat a damn thing?

Oh right. Because SOMEONE ate all the damn food.

I wonder who could have fucking done that.

It's a goddamn mystery.

( LOCKED: THE GANG )

QUESTION:

Where do people typically live around here? I read that intro crap, but I've already forgotten if it says anything about a place to stay. I've been wandering around here with Kuroki since I got here and we need a real place to stay.

Also what the fuck is there to eat here? I'm starving.

This place is fucked up! One second I'm on a party boat and now I'm in the middle of some House of the Dead knock-off!

This is a little crazy, even for fucking Hiruma. These dogs are worse than Cerberus when he's starving.

ALRIGHT. SOMEONE GIVE ME SOME ANSWERS RIGHT NOW!

1. WHERE ARE WE?
2. WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?
3. HAS ANYONE SEEN A GUY NAMED KUROKI OR ANOTHER GUY NAMED TOGANO?

How's my Jyumonji? Has he said enough good things? Does he pack enough punk punch? Awesome? Not awesome?

This post is for all criticism you might have for how I play Jyumonji. I'm open to any opinion and would love to hear what you have to say. I only want to improve how I play him [and all of my characters, really] so any comments you have should go right here.

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